50 Shades Of Fucked Up

I’m a follower and am reading the 50 shades of Grey book…AND I’m loving EVERY minute of it. Seriously. I read the first two and am now on the third. I will not spoil it for those who have not finished yet or who haven’t even started BUT if you have not started to read them, i suggest you do so right now. The writing is absolutely horrible. I find spelling mistakes constantly, and it’s as though an 8th grader wrote it, but it’s still SO good. It’s porn for girls. I love everything about Christian and would marry him tomorrow, no questions asked. Rumor has it there’s a movie in the works but I have no idea how they are going to show the slutty scenes. It’s legit porn, so it will be interesting to see how it plays out. Apparently hotels are starting to replace bibles in the guest rooms with copies of 50 Shades, which i fucking love. Some people need a little kinky action in the bedroom if I do say so myself. The one problem with the whole series? The little bitch Anastasia. She absolutely sucks. She has no self confidence and seems like a fucking loser that I would never be friends with. He could do so much better, but I think he is attracted her lack of intelligence. The other complaint that I have is her stupid friggen “inner goddess,” like what the fuck? She legit loses her virginity to Christian and all of the sudden she has a sexual alter ego? I cant even describe how horrible she is. I almost hope Kristen Stewart plays her in the movie because I HATE Kristen Stewart equally. I would boo her the whole time, she fucking sucks. She’s a stupid Twilight slut that needs to not exist. My sister and I were talking about how we think there will be a baby boom in 9 months because of all the horny sluts out there screwing their: husbands/boyfriends/baby daddies/ homeless men, whatever they can get their skanky pawns on. Most likely teen pregnancy with spike and Teen Mom 3 will come out, which i wouldn’t mind. BUT really, if you haven’t started reading it…START NOW it’s so fucking good.

 As Christian would say……..Laters, baby.