HERE COMES HONEY BOO-BOO

29 Aug

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And the award for the most depressing show on earth goes to… HERE COMES HONEY BOO-BOO ON TLC! It shows the ultimate American family from Georgia. It is legit the craziest thing I have ever seen on TV. So Honey Boo Boo herself is actually named Alana, she is a wannabe “beauty pageant star” who chugs gogo juice (aka mountain dew) to get her in the pageant mood. She’s actually wicked cute which makes me sad. Alana is the youngest (8 years old) of 4 sisters. The oldest sister is pregnant at the age of 17..how classy and da baby daddi ain’t in the picture. The girls mother “mama” is at least 400 pounds and has no joke 10 chins. She has 4 different baby daddy’s to her 4 girls BUT there is hope.. Alana’s daddy “sugar bear” is still in the picture and lives with all of them. He and “Mama” are surprisingly still together. The show is like watching a car accident and not being able to take your eyes off of it. It takes redneck to another level. Where they live in Georgia is a dumpster. It’s sad to see that many Americans live in areas like this. My favorite part of the series (thus far) is when Alana drops a bucket of cheese balls in Mama’s room and gets angry that Mama makes her throw them away. She yells at Mama for wasting good cheese balls ( I couldn’t make this shit up) Oh and they also have a pig named Glitzey living with them. They attend a redneck festival that consists of bobbing for pig ears and jumping into mud puddles (i’m so serious). Mama and Sugar Bear attend a food auction weekly where they bid for jumbo sized junk food portions at moderate prices. The show is absolutely sad and insane. It makes me sick that people live this way BUT of course I watch it!!! So I suggest all of you bitches watch also. It’s on TLC Wednesday nights at 10pm…YUP that’s tonight. WATCH IT!!!! Insanity.

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